Wavy G
18 years ago
From the first time you called me up for tech support, (tech support)
And you told me your computer was "fried," (doo-wop doo-whaa)
I thought I could talk you through rebooting over the phone.
But alas, at least I can say I tried. (waa-waa-waa)
So I went down to your desk to fix it for you, (for you)
And that's when I saw you in a whole new light.
The way you could type and talk on the phone at the same time,
I knew that it was love at first sight. (love at first siiiiight!)
You light up my life, oh Office Girl. (Office Girl)
When I'm down and out, I know just who to call. (doo-wop doo-whaa)
I love the pictures of cats that populate your desk,
And the inspirational posters on your wall. ("Hang in there, baby!")
When your boss first hired you out of business school, (business school)
He never knew what a treasure he had found. (doo-wop doo-whaaa)
Your dictation skills nearly drive me insane,
And 60 wpm is how fast my heart pounds. (that doesn't make sennnnse)
I love the way you use "smileys" in every email,
And clip-art in all your inter-office memos. (doo-wop doo-whaaa)
I love the way you draw curly-q's on the end of every word,
And the way you dot your i's with little o's. (liiittle ooooo's)
I love the way you hold your coffee cup with both hands, (what's up with that?)
And the way you prop your phone up with your arm. (multi-tasking, baby!)
I love the way you confuse words like "advice" and "advise" ("Please advice"?)
--Even spell-check can't escape your precious charm.
Oh, I think I'm in love with you, oh Office Girl,
From your head to your orthopedic shoes. (shoo-wap, shoowha)
I love the way you play computer solitaire all day.
Oh, Office Girl, you make my dreams come true.
Then one day, I came in and you weren't there. (where did she go?)
"But," I said, "I thought we'd never part."
They relocated your department to another branch,
And you were transferred right out of my heart. (waa-waa-waa)
Oh, I miss the way you line your desk with Beanie Babies,
And the way you hold your hair up with a pen. (how does she do that?)
I miss the way you alphabetize expense reports by first name,
...Oh Office Girl, when will I see you again?
(big finish)
...Oh Office Girl, when will I see you again?
And you told me your computer was "fried," (doo-wop doo-whaa)
I thought I could talk you through rebooting over the phone.
But alas, at least I can say I tried. (waa-waa-waa)
So I went down to your desk to fix it for you, (for you)
And that's when I saw you in a whole new light.
The way you could type and talk on the phone at the same time,
I knew that it was love at first sight. (love at first siiiiight!)
You light up my life, oh Office Girl. (Office Girl)
When I'm down and out, I know just who to call. (doo-wop doo-whaa)
I love the pictures of cats that populate your desk,
And the inspirational posters on your wall. ("Hang in there, baby!")
When your boss first hired you out of business school, (business school)
He never knew what a treasure he had found. (doo-wop doo-whaaa)
Your dictation skills nearly drive me insane,
And 60 wpm is how fast my heart pounds. (that doesn't make sennnnse)
I love the way you use "smileys" in every email,
And clip-art in all your inter-office memos. (doo-wop doo-whaaa)
I love the way you draw curly-q's on the end of every word,
And the way you dot your i's with little o's. (liiittle ooooo's)
I love the way you hold your coffee cup with both hands, (what's up with that?)
And the way you prop your phone up with your arm. (multi-tasking, baby!)
I love the way you confuse words like "advice" and "advise" ("Please advice"?)
--Even spell-check can't escape your precious charm.
Oh, I think I'm in love with you, oh Office Girl,
From your head to your orthopedic shoes. (shoo-wap, shoowha)
I love the way you play computer solitaire all day.
Oh, Office Girl, you make my dreams come true.
Then one day, I came in and you weren't there. (where did she go?)
"But," I said, "I thought we'd never part."
They relocated your department to another branch,
And you were transferred right out of my heart. (waa-waa-waa)
Oh, I miss the way you line your desk with Beanie Babies,
And the way you hold your hair up with a pen. (how does she do that?)
I miss the way you alphabetize expense reports by first name,
...Oh Office Girl, when will I see you again?
(big finish)
...Oh Office Girl, when will I see you again?
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"He was annoying. But I miss him. <sniff>"
-- mimus writes the perfect caption for my headstone.
"He was annoying. But I miss him. <sniff>"
-- mimus writes the perfect caption for my headstone.